Dylan: So once we mix in the flour, we need to do the classic eggbeat
Captain Kidnap: EGGBEAT?! IT'S THE CHOSEN ONE! I MUST ABDUCT THIS MAN
Dylan: Oh dear!
(Cue theme song)
Singer: Dylan Eggbeat, chef abducted by aliens, going on adventures intergalactically
Dylan: So to stop the Zuugaloo race we need to put the oven at about 190 degrees
Om.lette.4: Dylan my robot chicken firmware needs updating
Singer: Dylan Eggbeat, saving the day all the time
Alien: If you want your yorkshire pudding recipe back you'll have to win me in a Battle of the bands.
Dylan: Oh no these religious extremist aliens don't like Stuffin' on their christmas dinner
0m.lette.4: Dylan you forgot to preheat the oven, you just unleashed a horrifying monster
Monster: Feed me french cuisine.
Singer: Dylan Eggbeat, hero chef of the ages, yeah!
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