Wednesday, 26 November 2014

Dylan Eggbeat pitch script

Dylan: So once we mix in the flour, we need to do the classic eggbeat

Captain Kidnap: EGGBEAT?! IT'S THE CHOSEN ONE! I MUST ABDUCT THIS MAN

Dylan: Oh dear!

(Cue theme song)

Singer: Dylan Eggbeat, chef abducted by aliens, going on adventures intergalactically 

Dylan: So to stop the Zuugaloo race we need to put the oven at about 190 degrees

Om.lette.4: Dylan my robot chicken firmware needs updating

Singer: Dylan Eggbeat, saving the day all the time

Alien: If you want your yorkshire pudding recipe back you'll have to win me in a Battle of the bands.

Dylan: Oh no these religious extremist aliens don't like Stuffin' on their christmas dinner

0m.lette.4: Dylan you forgot to preheat the oven, you just unleashed a horrifying monster

Monster: Feed me french cuisine.

Singer: Dylan Eggbeat, hero chef of the ages, yeah!

Monday, 10 November 2014

LO3 Radio Treatment for Good Fine Cooking with Dylan Eggbeat

                                     Radio Programming Proposal















Good, fine cooking with Dylan Eggbeat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




These are not the final terms of the agreement between you and _______________.  ALL aspects are negotiable.  Both parties will agree upon the final terms.  If interested, _____________ will contact you to schedule a formal meeting. 



 


 

Name or title of program:
Good, fine cooking with Dylan Eggbeat!

Length of show (minimum 10 minutes):
30 minutes

Genre or type of program:
Comedy Cooking narrative

Brief description / synopsis:
This is a narrative about a chef called Dylan Eggbeat who is abducted by aliens and has to do science fiction adventures while demonstrating his cooking recipes. The recipes are actual human recipes by the way which would actually be helpful so this can blend fans of Sci-fi comedy and cooking



Production method: c Live n Recorded c Both

Target audience
Time of day: 9AM
Day(s) of the week: Thursday
Intended age of audience: 13 to 30 as the humour and sci-fi may appeal to children and adults alike, and the cooking will also appeal to adults as well.
Other target details: Blends the target audiences of a general cooking podcast with fans of science fiction comedy such as Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. This will be suitable for both as one aspect doesn’t overpower the other and the recipes will actually be


Show Presenters/Hosts
#3 of Hosts:
Name/Descriptions of hosts:
Andrew Quinn as Dylan Eggbeat and some small other roles for whatever voice he can do
James Hartshorn 0m-lette.4 (Dylan’s robot chicken who has a deep sarcastic voice)
Joe Taylor as the zoogaloo race who don’t like stuffing with their Christmas dinner
A female voice actor for female characters and children in case they’re needed.

Delivery style: This is an acted narrative about bizarre plots but the style will not go off topic or get too informal. Improvising will be allowed (and even encouraged) but there will not be things like coughing or laughing as other takes will be taken or edited out..

Resources required


                Human: Three hosts: Andrew Quinn, Joe Taylor, James Hartshorn.


                Equipment: Multiple microphones for each person, editing software (Audition), voice pop filter, a computer.


                Location: A studio that can fit at least 4 people with soft walls and flooring to avoid echo.

                Production time (recording and editing):



Additional information

(Include schedule / structure)

Content of show (items, features and articles):

Cooking recipes
Science fiction comedy narrative.




Examples of questions and issues to be raised for interviews:

We have tried to cover everything so no questions would be expected




Styles of music to be used:
Happy and upbeat to go with the comedy narrative as it is meant to be fairly light hearted





Will your program use advertising to make a profit?   Yes   No  Maybe





Additional Details:









                                                                                                                         













Profits/Costs

Write a summary of your costs and profits here…

Resources
Cost


4 Microphones
£240
Podcast sold for 69p

Studio
£140
Merchandising such as T-Shirts, cook books, and an album of the official Good Fine Cooking with Dylan Eggbeat soundtrack.

Dylan Eggbeat voice / overall director / editor/
£200 per episode


Other 3 voices
Minimum wage


4 Headphones
£80


Person who gets our drinks.
Minimum Wage













LO3 Radio Treatment for Tupperware of Travesty.

Radio Programming Proposal















Tupperware of Travesty!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




These are not the final terms of the agreement between you and _______________.  ALL aspects are negotiable.  Both parties will agree upon the final terms.  If interested, _____________ will contact you to schedule a formal meeting. 



 


Name or title of program:
Tupperware of Travesty!

Length of show (minimum 10 minutes):
50 minutes

Genre or type of program:
Comedy, improv show.

Brief description / synopsis:
This is a podcast where 3 hosts and guests create stories together out of the various cards (with words on them) they pick out of a generic box of Tupperware.



Production method: c Live Recorded • Both

Target audience
Time of day: 9PM
Day(s) of the week: Friday
Intended age of audience: 17 to 30 as this will contain vulgar language and darker themes than a usual podcast (the Tupperware cards could be on the same level as Cards Against Humanity), for the sake of the humour found in the podcast.

Show Presenters/Hosts
3 of Hosts:
Name/Descriptions of hosts:
Andrew Quinn the
James Hartshorn
Joe Taylor
Special guests can come on.

Delivery style: This is an improvised podcast with some darker comedy on what situations they can come up with on the podcast, and comedy from how the hosts react to each other. There will be vulgar language in this podcast as well.


 

Resources required


                  Human: Three hosts, Andrew Quinn, James Hartshorn and Joe Taylor, and optional guests

                  Equipment (Do you have your own setup, or do you need to use LukeRadio resources?): multiple microphones for each person, editing software (Audition), voice pop filter, a computer,

                  Location: A studio that can fit at least 4 people with soft walls and flooring to avoid echo,

                  Production time (recording and editing):


Additional information

(Include schedule / structure)

Content of show (items, features and articles):
  • Opening with introduction of any guests, any possible updates on the show etc.
  • Picking of random cards by each of the people on the episode and stories created from each of them.
  • Mailbag section for any questions from fans.
  • Advertising to keep profits.





Examples of questions and issues to be raised for interviews:

Q: How would this relate to Sheffield?
A: There will be cards featuring references to things that people from Sheffield may know about, like Henderson’s Relish for example.

Q: How will the audience be able to participate in this?
A: If the show becomes popular then we will set up a Mailbag segment where fans can submit any questions regarding the show or ourselves (if not too personal) and we will answer them.

Q: How will the show stay fresh?
A: We will be constantly creating more cards for the Tupperware (and taking ones that have been used at least three times out) and we will be trying to have a lot of guests with different senses of humour.


Styles of music to be used:
Music will not be commonly used throughout the podcast as the conversations between people on the Tupperware stories will be enough to carry out the podcast. However, scary choir music for the opening and ending to the podcast for dark humour that will be in the podcast.





Will your program use advertising to make a profit?   Yes  c No  c Maybe





Additional Details:






















Profits/Costs

Write a summary of your costs and profits here…

Resources
Cost
Profits
5 Microphones
£300
Ad free version of live recording sold for 69p
Studio
£140
Merchandising such as T-Shirts and posters etc if the show becomes popular.
Andrew, James and Joe
Minimum Wage
Advertisements on the free and live versions
Guests
Minimum wage
4 Headphones
£80